Miss Pauling

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Lesbian whomst only likes other chicks. Also, not a /co/ character.


Actual description

Miss Pauling is a non-player character from Valve's 2007 first person shooter video game Team Fortress 2. She is the loyal assistant of the Administrator (the main announcer from the games) and is a highly skilled professional. Pauling is commonly shipped with Scout, who has a crush on her.

Although she is heavily associated with the /v/idya games board, Pauling plays a more significant role in the tie-in comic series rather than the video game itself. She first appeared in WAR! Comic, a webcomic installment released in December 2009 alongside the game's WAR! Update patch, making her technically a /co/ character (and thus eligible for the Miss /co/). This makes her one of the few video game characters to be eligible for both /co/ and /v/ tournaments. The secretary made her first animated appearance on June 2014 as a major character of Expiration Date, a Source Filmmaker promotional movie for the games' Love and War Update.

Tournament History

Pauling has qualified for three Miss /co/ editions since 2020. She had a breakout performance in 2021, securing the 10th seed and reaching the Elite Eight by beating "meme pick" Karen in a "Mann vs. Machine" matchup before losing to Miss Bellum in the quarter-finals. She then received the most votes in favor of 8th by a wide margin, coincidentally matching Scout's final position in the King of /v/ tournament in 2020.

Pauling's 2021 performance makes her the first Elite 8 character to come from a joint property, and also technically the first to originate from a webcomic. She garnered backlash from anons during the middle rounds because of her association with a video game instead of a comic / cartoon, and the series writers saying that she's "a lesbian". The secretary has been featured in several OC pieces, some of which were featured as thread images.

Pauling appeared again in 2023 with a 24 seed, but suffered a round 1 loss in a close match with Lois Lane, with some anons crediting this loss to Lois receiving a popularity boost from her recent appearance in My Adventures with Superman.

Outside of /co/, Pauling has appeared in /v/'s waifu contest in the 2021 edition, where she scored a 69 seed and was narrowly defeated by WarioWare loli Ashley. She appeared again in 2022 with a 23 seed, defeating Earthbound's similarly named Paula before losing in round 2 to Aigis.

Miss Pauling will be eligible to run for Ms. /co/ again in 2024, as well as Queen of /v/ in 2023.

Results

Ms. /co/

Ms. /co/
2020 - seed 61
Round Opponent Votes Series Pct. For
Round 1 (68)   Kuki Sanban / Numbuh 3 429 - 401 Codename: Kids Next Door 51.6%
Round 2 (4)   Ty Lee 387 - 446 Avatar: The Last Airbender 46.4%
2021 - seed 10
Round Opponent Votes Series Pct. For
Round 1 (119)   Ashi 636 - 338 Samurai Jack 65.2%
Round 2 (55)   Mulan 546 - 352 Mulan 60.8%
Round 3 (106)   Beatrice 517 - 361 Over the Garden Wall 58.8%
Round 4 (103)   Karen 382 - 363 SpongeBob SquarePants 51.2%
Quarterfinals (63)   Ms. Bellum 345 - 377 The Powerpuff Girls 47.7%
2023 - seed 24
Round Opponent Votes Series Pct. For
Round 1 (43)   Lois Lane 264 - 281 DC 48.4%

Queen of /v/

Queen of /v/
2021 - seed 69
Round Opponent Votes Series Pct. For
Round 1 (60)   Ashley 505 - 519 WarioWare 49.3%
2022 - seed 23
Round Opponent Votes Series Pct. For
Round 1 (106)   Paula 898 - 750 Earthbound 54.4%
Round 2 (87)   Aigis 700 - 806 Persona 46.4%

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