Midna

Midna

Gallery

MIDNA MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- the top choice of /v/'s poll on how to fuck Midna

"Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits."

some copypasta from Funnyjunk

Midna is that curvy imp from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, who guides Link around with a sassy attitude and rides on top of his wolf form. She is actually a member of the Twili race who resides in an alternate dimension called the Twilight Realm, and her imp form is actually a curse dealt by the evil Twili wizard Zant. Midna is later revealed to be the eponymous Twilight Princess: the rightful ruler of the Twilight Realm and the only one who can shatter the Mirror of Twilight.

Midna would be crowned champion of the Queen of /v/ 2022 tournament, marking the first instance of a previous Elite Eight member winning a /v/ tournament, and the second overral after Fang from Primal won the Ms. /co/ tourney of that year. Because of her victory, Midna is ineligible from participating in any future Queen of /v/ editions.

Tournament History

Midna has had considerable presence 4chan's /v/ideo games board since the release of her game, and is largely famous as a sex symbol. She established herself as a powerhouse in the board's very first waifu tournament on 2019 when she defeated a series of high-profile girls like Zelda, Morrigan and Peach, before losing to Metal Slug's Fio in the semi-finals, and then claiming third place over Maya Fey in the consolations. She also scored 2019's biggest blowout by raw votes after posting a 257 - 46 score against Chu Chu from Kirby in round 2.

After serving a one-year suspension from her 2019 Elite Eight appearance, the Twili returned as a favorite in Queen of /v/ 2021, with a dedicated Midnafag drawing fan art in tow. She qualified as the #1 seed in the bracket and easily beat X-COM's Viper in round 1, setting up a match against Persona 4 tomboy Chie Satonaka in the next round. However, Midna fell short by 49 votes, eliminating her from the tournament. Midna's early exit was said to be part of a "furry purge" (probably because of her unusual proportions and skin color), while some anons felt that Midna lost because her supporters were complacent on her supposed victory, while Chie fans rallied behind their pick and vocally supported her in the threads. Others also noticed that Chie had a visible "coomer" advantage because her picture used a sexy fan art exposing her abs and groin on the polls as opposed to Midna's picture showing her official render, prompting a debate on what kind of poll images should be used to ensure fairness in future tournaments. This question was also included in the organizer's feedback poll.

Coming off this failure, the Twilight Princess would try to reclaim her place among the elites in the following Queen of /v/ tournament. Entering as the #1 seed once again, Midna was accompained by heavy support from her fans, mantaining a consistent thread presence for the rest of the tournament, especially through the creation of many fan-art pieces. Her journey this year would include victories against other previous Elite Eight members such as Amaterasu, Cirno, and Morrigan Aensland in the quarterfinals match.

As tension built up, Midna found herself in a nail-biting semifinal match against the low-seeded eroge representative and fellow royalty Alipheese, where she secured a narrow victory with 50.8% of the votes. The stage was set for the finals, and Midna faced off against Hornet from the indie Hollow Knight, with her being another girl on a monster run who was making her very Elite Eight debut that year. In a closely contested OC-filled battle, Midna emerged triumphant with 51.5% of the votes. This hard-fought win marked her return to the pinnacle of the tournament, solidifying her status as a fan-favorite. Midna's victory not only redeemed her from the previous year's early exit, but also demonstrated the enduring support of her fanbase in the eyes of many anons.

Results

Queen of /v/
2019 - Unseeded
Round	Opponent	Votes	Series	Pct. For
Round 1	Marina Liteyears	117 - 39	Mischief Makers	78.5%
Round 2	Chu Chu	257 - 46	Kirby	82.4%
Round 3	Zelda	146 - 136	The Legend of Zelda	52.8%
Round 4	Morrigan Aensland	181 - 120	Darkstalkers	56.5%
Quarterfinals	Princess Peach	183 - 138	Super Mario	62.9%
Semifinals	Fio Germi	135 - 145	Metal Slug	48.4%
3rd Place	Maya Fey	224 - 215	Ace Attorney	52.4%
2021 - Seed 1
Round	Opponent	Votes	Series	Pct. For
Round 1	(128) Viper	658 - 366	X-COM	65.5%
Round 2	(64) Chie Satonaka	593 - 642	Persona	47.4%
2022 - Seed 1
Round	Opponent	Votes	Series	Pct. For
Round 1	(128) Splash Woman	1087 - 561	Mega Man	65.5%
Round 2	(65) Lain Iwakura	895 - 612	Serial Experiments Lain	61.4%
Round 3	(81) Amaterasu	661 - 584	Ōkami	53.8%
Round 4	(32) Cirno	800 - 602	Touhou Project	57%
Quarterfinals	(127) Morrigan Aensland	869 - 586	Darkstalkers	69.7%
Semifinals	(114) Alipheese	667 - 645	Monster Girl Quest	50.8%
Finals	(19) Hornet	638 - 600	Hollow Knight	51.5%