Dr. Eggman
"I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG DICK OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND I REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE!
I WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG,
YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE. I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU; IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGAS!
THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT; IT IS LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD!
HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL FUCK THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON ITS SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON!
DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE NIG!
YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS, BEFORE THE MICRRRODRRROPLETS RAIN UPON YOU! NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT, BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TOO!"
- Dr Ivo Robotnik.
Profile
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is the main antagonist of Sega's Sonic the Hedeghog video game series. He is one of the few video game characters to have competed in both /co/ and /v/ tournaments.
Robotnik is a regular contestant at Mr. /co/lympus tournaments, having appeared in all editions to date, but has never advanced beyond the second round. He was entered into Mr. /co/lympus 2018 because of his appearances in the Archie Comics series, and in several animated shows such as Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993) and Sonic Boom (2014). As a result, he is grandfathered in the tournament despite his video game origins, while his archenemies such as Sonic and Tails cannot be entered anymore.
The mad scientist also competes in King of /v/, a character tournament similar to /co/ (and has been hosted by /co/ tournament organizers at several points). Compared to /co/lympus, he is a much stronger competitor in the /v/ contests. He lost to Devil May Cry's Dante in round 3 of the 2019 edition. Robotnik faced Dante again on round 4 of the 2020 contest, who became the #1 seed because of Devil May Cry 5 hype; despite his opponent's recency boost he very nearly pulled off a spectacular upset but fell short by 2 votes (one to tie and another to break it). Dante would go on to become that year's champion.
Robotnik will next be eligible for nomination on both Mr. /co/lympus 2021 and King of /v/ 2021.
Tournament History
| Round | Opponent | Votes | Percent of votes for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tom | 49 | 25% |
| Round | Opponent | Votes | Percent of votes for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Darkwing Duck | 596 | 64.4% |
| 2 | Fred Jones | 343 | 49.6% |
| Round | Opponent | Votes | Percent of votes for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jackie Chan | 394 | 64.6% |
| 2 | Eddy | 278 | 43.6% |