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Thanks to his Irish heritage, Dan had long been a member of the real Irish Republican Army, or r-IRA. He sought out funding for them prior to the tournament to help support his campaign in exchange for using it to pursue the cause. Dan most certainly agreed, both to help the Isle and further bury the 'rumors' that were hurting him.
 
==== The Name Game: Enter the Impostor(s) ====
During the filing process as Dan signs up to be nominated, stats mistakenly lists his name as "Dan Vs", instead of Dan or Dan Mandel. This led to several anons growing confused and mocking Dan, and Dan's old rival, [[Dan*]] (or The Imposter) showing up to take advantage of the situation and steal Dan's place in the tournament.
 
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As the qualifiers continued, Dan and Dan* heated up their primary feud over who was the real Dan (with Karkat being widely dismissed by the public and Beta Dan having vanished). The situation escalated as accusations of /mlp/ collusion spread and arguments over who was the better pet owner to Mr.(Ms.) Mumbles.
 
Despite the Imposter's smooth charm and planning winning over the majority of anons support as the real Dan, logic prevailed, and stats managed to fix the typo and enter the REAL Dan into the tournament, leaving Dan* and Karkat without a paddle.
 
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==== Rise of Mao Mao ====
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Despite Dan securing his status in the polls as the 'true Dan', Dan* continued to claim to be the real Dan in the threads, as did Karkat. Dan made several attempts early in the Round to correct these errors, but eventually gave up, as there was a bigger problem on the horizon.
 
Dan had drawn [[Mao Mao]], the hero warrior cat of Pure Heart Valley, as his first round matchup. After a rallying speech by Mao Mao calling upon his honor to justify support, it was, interestingly enough, Dan's pet cat Mr. Mumbles who would draw first blood, threatening Mao Mao in a language only cats could understand.
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>The Imposter initially causes trouble, taking advantage of the gap in the naming to impersonate Dan.
 
>Others notice, and soon Karkat, Dwicky, Zoidberg, dozens of pretenders show up pretending to be Dan. This leads to the "DAN RUSH", which gains him a brief edge.
 
>Someone offers voters Doujin to support Mao Mao.
 
>Dan panics, cue "DAN RUSH" and that's when he returns to his Irish roots.
 
>Black and Tan posting ensues. It gets Dan through the round.
 
>Dan plants a car bomb on Mao Mao as he leavcs, and assumes it kills the cat.
 
>Mao Mao has 9 lives, that just takes one.
 
>Dan attempts to push the Dan rush and Black and Tans posting as far as he can against the Joker.
 
>He even pulls out his turmp card. He's not scared of the IRS, Joker is.
 
>It doesn't work, Joker wins.
 
>Joker tries to gas Dan with his gas, but Dan's gas proof, so he just beats him up and leaves to deal with Eustace, who Dan had been PLANNING to fight with a stolen tank.
 
>Dan slinks off home and has fun with Hortense.
 
>The Imposter impersonates Dan at the wedding, and betrays the dozens of other doppelgangers, having them all killed. Karkat escapes.
 
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>Dan hears about the tourny.
 
>He considers inviting Dale Gribble, a fellow theorist, but goes with his good friend Chris instead.
 
>The Imposter is still around, but laying low.