Goku

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"You haven't figured it out yet? I'm the Saiyan who came all the way from Earth for the sole purpose of beating you. I am the warrior you've heard of in legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury, that's what I am. I am the Super Saiyan, Son Goku!"
—CHADku in "The Angry Super Saiyan! Goku Throws Down the Gauntlet!"


Son Goku ( 'Son Gokū'), born Kakarot (カカロット'Kakarotto'), was the main protagonist of the Dragon Ball series.

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Goku is a Saiyan originally sent to destroy Earth as an infant, but failed hilariously. However, that kino scenario was RET to the CONNED and Goku is now a Saiyan that was sent to Earth from his parents in order to save their child. Goku was picked up by Grandpa Gohan and received a head injury at an early age which alters his memory, ridding him of his initial destructive nature, forgetting his parents, getting sexually abused by a perverted old drunk groomer and allowing him to grow up to become one of Earth's greatest retards warriors[1][2]. He constantly strives and trains (read: zenkai or receives handouts) to be the greatest warrior possible like the Saiyan spaz that he is, which has kept the Earth and the universe safe from destruction many times (often brought upon it by TARDku). Actually, he didn't even make it to adulthood without the help of Daddy's Wish upon Toronbo-sama keeping him alive. The moment it expired so too did he and his forgotten brother. KAKArot (also known as SHITku) was flushed the moment the dragon's interventions ended.

To this very day, he has not kissed his wife, he hopes that Bejita will eventually do it for him...

Role in /dbs/[edit]

Being the protagonist of Dragon Ball and the face of the franchise, FormerMCku should have a dominant presence in /dbs/ threads. Gokufags, commonly called Tardkufags or Tardkutacos, comprise one of the largest, if not the largest, groups in /dbs/, rivaled only by the JirenLEGION. Initially, Tardkufags were the subject of mockery by most denizens, as Dragon Ball Super worked to make Goku look worse and worse through decreased IQ points, and the reveal that he has never kissed his wife.[3] This gave birth to two significant memes that would haunt Goku forever: Tardku and GoKEK (aka KISSLESSku). The former describes how Tardku is a mentally retarded invalid, who literally doesn't care about anything but fighting strong people to the point that seeing his family get slaughtered, and even dying himself, makes him excited.[4][5][6] The latter meme would paint Goku as a cuckold, due to him never having kissed his wife.[7] This usually involves falseflags of Goku begging his Prince, Bejita, to kiss his wife Chi-Chi (which Bejita refuses to do, because he is above kissing the wench of a low-class warrior).

However, Gokufags never shy away from asserting their authority in threads. This is because ultimately, PROTAGONISTku always has the last laugh in Dragon Ball. The most signature trait of Tardkutacos is their stubborn denial of reality. They don't even pretend to have any intellectual honesty whatsoever and would quite literally argue the earth is flat if that somehow made Tardku look good. Their most influential meme is the greentexting of >[headcanon] which asserts that whatever their opponent is saying never happened (even though, more often than not, it did).

Tardkufags can most often be seen fighting with Bejitafags, despite CHADku and CHADgeta being equals and sharing an unshakeable bond and brotherhood.

A more recent meme is PSYCHOPATHku, which makes use of his uncaring, sociopathic nature in combinations with extremely creepy looking (due to the shading) official art of Goku. Originally employed by Bejitafags to make fun of Goku, it has since also been embraced and adopted by some Gokufags, who write elaborate fantasies about Goku torturing Bejita or killing moeshit.

Fall from Grace[edit]

Recently however, the reputation of Tardkufags has utterly plummeted after they were exposed as moeshitters[8][9][10]. Starting with an attempt at falseflagging as Bejitabros to make them look like moeshitters, this utterly transparent act of deception was immediately seen through by everyone.[11] Indeed, by writing elaborate descriptions of the content of said moeshit, the Tardkufags only exposed their actual knowledge of such despicable things.[12] Shockingly, once the denizens of /dbs/ pointed this out, TardkuRATS did not attempt to deny it. They in fact doubled down on their moeshittery, claiming that hating moeshit has always been a "joke" that has "gone too far"[13], and fully admitting that they hate /dbs/ and its culture.[14] This was unprecedented. No matter how much characterfags fought with each other, they were still united by the culture of the CHAD'S DEN. To openly stand against /dbs/ itself and support moeshit was completely unthinkable. Because of these actions Tardkurats have now been deemed as the enemy of /dbs/, literal rats, pedophiles, and the worst characterfags in the history of the threads.

When you question these Tardkurats as to why the Gokubros of old used to be Wardens and destroy moeshit, Tardkurats will not answer. Perhaps, deep down, they do feel ashamed of their nature as moeshitters. Among their favorite tactics are parroting and hiding behind other characters.


Appearance[edit]

Goku looks almost exactly like his father, Bardock, possessing the same spiky jet black hairstyle, dark-colored eyes, and facial features. However, he has softer eyes, a kind demeanor, and a lighter-pale skin complexion from his mother, Gine. Goku's most distinguishing physical characteristic is his hair. He has three bangs hanging to the right of his forehead and two bangs hanging to the left. His hair also stands up in the front with four spikes and three bangs in the back. Goku was born with the signature tail of the Universe 7 Saiyans, which was long and prehensile with brown fur. It was removed and regrown multiple times in his early childhood, but in his late teens, Goku's tail was permanently removed by Kami in order to prevent his Great Ape transformation.

Goku had a considerable growth spurt, growing taller than most of his friends and rivals, most notably Vegeta while developing a well-built physique. He is also considered very very handsome, as noted by various women including Bulma, Heles, Chi-Chi, and much more (BEGITA BROS?????). His physical changes made him almost indistinguishable from before and was only recognized by his signature naïve personality and "trademark" hairstyle. At a later age, Goku had another growth spurt, and became similar in height to his taller human allies and much more muscular.

After training under Master Roshi, Goku wore the same basic Turtle School Uniform throughout the entirety of the series until the End of Z; consisting of a closed orange gi secured by a black knot-tied obi over his waist, blue wristbands, and blue kung fu shoes, with Roshi's kanji on the back and front-left side of his shirt. After training with Kami and Mr. Popo, Goku wore a blue short-sleeved undershirt with this gi and replaced his shoes with dark blue boots with a yellow border and red laces. After training under King Kai, Goku wore King Kai's kanji on the back of his gi shirt. During the Battle on Planet Namek, Goku wore his own kanji on both sides of his gi shirt. During the Android conflict and Majin Buu conflict, Goku wore a more plain version of this gi that lacked any kanji and featured a blue sash-style obi over his waist, as well as the same dark blue undershirt, same wristbands and the same boots from his previous gi, but with a red border and yellow/tan laces. He later retains this outfit throughout most of Dragon Ball Super as he regains his own kanji on both sides of his gi shirt.

During his early training under Whis, Goku wore an orange traditional and loose gi, with Whis' kanji on the front-left of his shirt, that was secured together with a blue obi tied in a knot at the left of his waist. He also wore blue wristbands that cover nearly his entire forearms and blue boots that clasp together on the front of his shins. Later, he DROPPED this gi for absolutely NO REASON, he then went back and wore his same boring gi he always had.

By the 28th World Martial Arts Tournament, Goku wears a turquoise gi with a white knot-style obi, orange wristbands, dark green pants, and black kung fu shoes with orange stockings. In the cover of the Goodbye, Dragon World volume of the manga, this outfit's color is different. The gi is lime green, his wristbands are purple, his pants are cyan, and he wears the boots from his previous outfit, albeit purple.

/tnt/ Tournaments[edit]

CHADku is the single most important character in all 4chan tournaments. His presence through all boards makes him a formidable opponent so the hosts TRAPPED and BETRAYED him with a rule that states that he cannot compete normally and has to weaken himself by disguising himself as other characters. Even after he is defeated, he still looks for people to kiss his wife.

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