Vegeta

{{Character
 * name=Vegeta
 * aliases=Bejita

Prince Bejita IV

Prince of all Saiyans

Bejita-sama

JOBgeta

CHADgeta

MANLETgeta

KEKgeta

KNEELgeta

MIDGETgeta

CUCKgeta

SISSYgeta


 * relatives=King Vegeta III (Father)

Irrelevant Meat (Mother)

Tarble (WHO?)

Hoppu (Wife and rat exterminator)

Bulma (Ex)

Future Trunks (Son of Future JOBgeta)

Trunks (Son)

Bra (Daughter)


 * species=Saiyan
 * gender=Male (Sissy)
 * height=5'3 (SAD)
 * eyes=Black
 * debut=CHADgon CHAD Z
 * image =

 

Regal, egotistical, short, short-tempered and full of pride, Bejita was once a ruthless, cold-blooded warrior and outright murderer, but later abandons his role in the Frieza Force once he JOBBED ruthlessly against Frieza at 1% of the latter's power - again, ONE PERCENT. Said jobbing opened his eyes and caused him to instead opt to remain and live on Earth, where he proceeded to take YamCHODE's girl Bulma, whom he inserted his rabid monkey warrior saiyan schlong into, creating a savior to the series - thus is the fate of Yamcha. His character evolves from a villain to an anti-hero, then to designated jobber through the course of the series, repeatedly fighting alongside the universe's most powerful warriors in order to prove how strong an enemy is before Goku defeats them, help protect his new home and attempt to surpass Goku in power, which he laments his inability to do numerous times throughout the Dragon Ball Super anime.

Bejiitafags cope with their prince's inability to surpass present day Goku by citing the irrefutable and undisputable canon fact of Bejita's battle score against the protagonist, Goku, remaining at three (THREE) victories in favor of the prince throughout the entirety CHADgon Ball Z, as both times Bejita has left his adversary utterly incapacitated and unable to continue the battle - this is often simply abbreviated as "3-0". Due to their inablitly of refuting the actuality of 3-0, Tardkufags have largely given up on debating Jobgetacopelets and instead usually opt to either falseflag as Bejitafags themselves to then kneel before other characters, falseflag as other characterfags such as Friezafags or 18fags to post humiliating scenes of Bejita (repeatedly) jobbing to them, or outright posting derogatory images of Bejita himself in an attempt to discourage Bejitafags. However, all of these strategies are ultimately futile, as the Bejiitafag is obsessed with Goku and will post about him constantly, even on Jobgeta's own wiki page.

Role in /dbs/
Bejitafags generally cannot help but post about Goku. This means that they are rarely involved in other activities, such as acting as Thread Wardens. Bejitafags most famously lampoon the fact that Goku has NEVER (ever) kissed his wife by falseflagging as Goku and begging his Prince to kiss his wife - which Bejita refuses to do. Bejitafags staunchly support The Prince, and are always ready to assert themselves in a thread via OWSBD, and remind Tardkutacos of the reality of 3-0.

For the longest time, Bejitafags were BTFOing Gokufags in their eternal characterfag war, as Gokufags had developed no counter to 3-0 and the kissless status. Eventually however, Bejita's relentless jobbing, combined with the creation of the AIIIEEE meme, allowed Gokufags to equalize. Finally, the events of the climax of the Moro arc dealt a devastating blow to Bejitafags, as Bejita spent half of the arc getting hyped up to take down Moro and finally surpass Goku, only to job in the same chapter his new power-up and technique appeared, and get sidelined in favor of Goku mastering Ultra Instinct and achieving Angel tier powers, creating a stronger power-gap between the two then ever before in Super. This was so devastating that Bejitaposting severely deminished in the threads and one of the most famous Bejitafags, the long filename poster, temporarily vanished.

However, Bejitafags have also managed to get back at Friezafags for the AIIIEEE meme via Freezypop, which dealt even more damage to Friezafags than AIIIEEE did to Bejitafags. This shows that Bejitafags know how to strike back effectively and can never be counted out. Overall the Goku vs Bejita conflict shows how the tides of war can change over time.

One specific Bejitafag, known as POAZ or more commonly, "The Belgian", is a Belgian schizo whose relentless obsession with Goku dominated threads for a while. He would constantly dump his folder of images of KEKku jobbing, to the point that it completely mindbroke the Tardkufags. Despite his newfaggotry, his infamy surpasses even the long filename poster among Tardkurats. One of them became so mindbroken he became a bigger zombie than The Belgian himself and started stalking him through the entire internet.

Appearance
Bejita is a slim yet very well-built manlet of a below-average stature, standing at 164 centimeters tall and kneeling at 126 centimeters short (AAAAIIIEEEE). His hair is black, NOT DARK BROWN, don't let Toei BRAINWASH you with their headcanon, repeat, '''NOT. DARK. BROWN.''' While Bejita inherits black hair like ALL sayians do, he has a prominent widow's peak much like his balding and dead father, who, like Bejita, also knelt before Freeza. Like most Saiyans, he possesses defined eyes with a consistently stern look to them. Like other Universe 7 Saiyans, he was born with a prehensile brown-furred tail, until it was permanently cut off by Yajirobe, and never grew back for some unknown reason.

Over the course of the series, Vegeta's physical appearance changes. While appearing very short and lean, especially compared to his massive partner, Nappa, he later seems to be noticeably more muscular. His hair and forehead appears to be shorter and his facial features, which are perpetually in a scowl, also look more distinct and sharply defined as the series progresses, making him look much older in later sagas compared to what he looked like in his debut. Often seen kneeling before his betters, his short stature is normally not a concern in this position.

His general look is a dark blue, full-bodied jumpsuit with white gloves and boots with the said armor on top. He has also been seen wearing alternate forms of the armor, customizing the armor to better suit his persona. During the Androids Arc, he wore an updated version of his original armor, but without pads. During the Buu Arc, to be allowed to fight Goku in the World Martial Arts Tournament, Vegeta fought without armor, only wearing a a sleeveless blue bodysuit.

During the early part of his training under Whis, Vegeta wore a new armor made by Bulma, which changes to have a grey bodysuit and a sleeker armor. Whis also placed his insignia in the left side of the armor's chest without Vegeta noticing when they were training. Like Goku, he DROPPED this armor in favor for his android Arc armor he wore before, which completely destroys his character delevopment when dropping his Saiyan armor the more time he is spent on Earth.

Queen of /v/
JOBgeta has had considerable presence 4chan's /v/ideo games board in all Dragon Ball related threads as one of the most famous jobbers. Appearing throughout almost all tournaments, he appeared as a nominee for the Queen of /v/ 2023 tournament under his SISSYgeta form. He then proceeded to job as usual because RETARDgeta didn't realize that this was a tournament for actual women. Even then, he managed to get 57 votes, meaning that every contestant that has equal or less votes than TROONgeta is an absolute jobber and lost to a tranny.

After his defeat, BEJITA-sama proceeded shit up the threads so that the jannies could clean it up like bitches and later proceeded to decipher with his bald wisdom the password needed to vote in every round of the tournament. Bejita, like the benevolent CHAD he is, shared and enlightened other anons with his knowledge so that they could vote too.