Dr. Eggman

"I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG DICK OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND I REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE!

I WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!

DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG,

YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE. I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU; IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGAS!

THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT; IT IS LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD!

HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL FUCK THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON ITS SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON!

DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE NIG !

YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS, BEFORE THE MICRRRODRRROPLETS RAIN UPON YOU! NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT, BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TOO!"

- Dr Ivo Robotnik.

Profile
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is the main antagonist of Sega's Sonic the Hedeghog video game series. He is a self-proclaimed genius and megalomaniac human scientist with an amazing IQ of 300 and many talents. Unfortunately, however, instead of using his scientific power for peaceful ventures, the doctor constantly hatches plots to establish his Eggman Empire all across the earth and build his own ideal city, Eggmanland. For all his brilliance though, his arch-nemesis, Sonic the Hedgehog, and his friends constantly find a way to foil his plans and keep him at bay. He is one of the few characters to have been able competed in both /co/ and /v/ tournaments.

Robotnik is a regular contestant at Mr. /co/lympus tournaments, having appeared in all editions to date, but has never advanced beyond the fourth round. He was entered into Mr. /co/lympus 2018 because of his appearances in the Archie Comics series, and in several animated shows such as Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993) and Sonic Boom (2014). As a result, he is grandfathered in the tournament despite his video game origins, while his archenemies such as Sonic and Tails cannot be entered.

The mad scientist also competes in King of /v/. Compared to /co/lympus, he is a much stronger competitor in the /v/ contests. He first appeared in the inaugural 2019 edition, losing to Devil May Cry's Dante in round 3. Robotnik faced Dante again on round 4 of the 2020 contest, who became the #1 seed because of Devil May Cry 5 hype; despite his opponent's recency boost he very nearly pulled off a spectacular upset but fell short by 2 votes (one to tie and another to break it). Dante would go on to become that year's champion. In King of /v/ 2021, he had a remarkable run and finally advanced to the Elite Eight for the first time in either tournament after defeating the top seed Doomguy. He ended up making it to the finals, but lost to The Batter from OFF.

Robotnik will be next nominated for Mr. /co/lympus 2024. Likewise, due to being 2nd place in King of /v/ 2021, Eggman will next be eligible to compete in the 2023 iteration of King of /v/.

Mr. /co/lympus
Mr. /co/lympus 2018 - seed 90
 * R1: (39) Tom Cat @ Tom and Jerry 49 - 147 (25%)

Mr. /co/lympus 2019 - seed 23
 * R1: (106) Darkwing Duck @ Disney's Darkwing Duck 596 - 329 (64.4%)
 * R2: (42) Fred Jones @ Scooby-Doo 343 - 348 (49.6%)

Mr. /co/lympus 2020 - seed 55
 * R1: (74) Jackie Chan @ Jackie Chan Adventures 394 - 216 (64.6%)
 * R2: (10) Eddy @ Ed Edd n Eddy 278 - 360 (43.6%)

Mr. /co/lympus 2021 - seed 58
 * R1: (71) Bender @ Futurama 379 - 243 (60.9%)
 * R2: (7) Master Shake @ Aqua Teen Hunger Force 257 - 354 (42.1%)

King of /v/
King of /v/ 2019
 * R1: Sir Daniel Fortesque @ MediEvil
 * R2: Easy Pete @ Fallout: New Vegas
 * R3: Dante @ Devil May Cry

King of /v/ 2020 - seed 16
 * R1: (113) JPEG Dog @ Ace Combat 7, 923 - 685 (57.4%)
 * R2: (49) Frank @ Mafia City 751 - 411 (64.6)
 * R3: (17) Revolver Ocelot @ Metal Gear Solid 669 - 477 (58.4%)
 * R4: (1) Dante @ Devil May Cry 657 - 658 (50%)

King of /v/ 2021
 * R1: TBD